Writing intros is difficult. Though the number of eyes that will eventually grace this page is inevitably miniscule, I feel a deep desire to impress you with my quirky descriptions or obscure interests. The desire to impress, of course, is equally humiliating as any try-hard-ism I can place here. Still, I feel like a squatter on this site without an intro. So, at great risk to my future self's ego, please consider this my signature on the lease:
Q: Pronouns?
A: They/Them to people I respect. She/Her to people I don't.
Q: Are you named after anyone?
A: a very special spider.
Q: What would your parents have named you if you were the opposite gender?
A: Wolfgang
Q: Favorite smells?
A: Fall-themed Bath & Body Works candles, Californa lilacs, fresh brewed coffee, my girlfriend...
Q: Do you have any pets?
A: I've had many pets in my life. My mom, God bless her, takes in every stray she sees on the street. As a baby, we had around 5 dogs, a mix of mutts and shetland sheepdogs. Growing up though, I only really had two dogs-- an aforementioned shetland sheepdog and a papillon. Today, I have four cats and one chihuahua, all adopted.
Q: Drink of choice?
A: An espresso martini or white russian
Q: Have you ever visited another country?
A: Nope. I want to visit Lithuania and Poland, and my girlfriend wants to visit Brazil.
Q: What is the first movie you remember seeing?
A: Back when Netflix still sent DVDs in the mail, my mom would order Aquamarine and Racing Stripes for me atleast once a month.
Q: Any tattoos?
Not yet. I love tattoos but I worry about the aging process. I'm planning on getting matching tats with my sister though.
Q:If you could live anywhere in the world, where would it be?
A: Chicago, baby. You can't get rid of me.
Q: How did you get into HTML?
A: My first foray into webweaving started in undergrad, where I built a digital archive in lieu of a proper thesis paper. I really liked the format of the digital archive, as opposed to a static essay, because it allowed me alot of spatial room for tangents and hyperlinking concepts together. I started this website here while in law school, as a distraction from finals season. My love of coding has only grown since.