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A TSA story for ya'll. I was recently in the airport traveling with a cat. I had a collaspable litterbox
and a ziploc bag of litter in my backpack. My bag gets flagged by TSA. TSA guy pulls out the bag of litter
and asks me "Do you know what this is." I respond, "cat litter, for my cat" (gesture to cat). He says
"it set off our sensors." I ask "why." He says "chemicals. our sensors detected chemicals." What chemicals? Baking soda?
Its literally tidy cat. He says "step forward, we need to do a full body patdown." Enter TSA agent #2.
She says "We have to perform a whole body patdown, including your breasts and groin. Do you want to go to
a private room?" My flight leaves in literally 20 minutes. I say "no." She proceeds to grope me for literally five minutes.
With her hand on my groin, she asks "what do you have down here?" I am literally like "Im wearing period underwear,
you are literally feeling my underwear." She looks pissed off. Finally, she lets me go. TSA guy #1, with the emptied contents of my backpack on the
table says "we didnt find anything we're free to go." I look at him for a second, unsure if I can actually go touch my stuff.
Then he's like "what, do you want me to pack it up for you?" Tf. Its way too early for all of this. They throw my litter in the trash and we board the plane.